Break-Rules?

I would like you all to know that I strongly disapprove of spam posting to get my post count up, and my posts will almost never be spam.

I will however, engage in long-winded conversations with myself in order to get it up, as I see no fault in these conversations.

My first of many many conversations will decidedly be about.......sporks.

Sporks, in every way, shape, and form, are spawns of the devil.

They are the most evil, hated, wretched type of utensil ever invented by man.

Now a lot of people ask me why I believe that these sporks are evil, and the first thing I tell them is this

Would you trust a dog-cat? Or even a spider-rat?

I think you would not. And that is precisely what a spork is. It is the devil spawn of a momma spoon and a daddy fork.

Another thing! Sporks are sexist!!!

I mean honestly, why is it always a momma spoon, and a daddy fork? Why cant it be a daddy spoon, and a momma fork?

And Another thing!! Have you ever tried to win a stew eating contest with a spork!! No, because it just doesnt work!

You try to spear the pieces of meat with the forky part, and they fall off because its too short! And then you try to spoon up the liquid soup part, but you cant, because the spoon diameter is too small!!

I think that the only good thing about Sporks is when you try to eat Taco Bell with them! But not everything is like a tostada people!!!!

HEY THE TOSTADA PART IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! I SAID THAT OVER THE PHONE

And another thing!!!! Why dont you ever see any metal Sporks???

Idk, why?

Ill tell you why!!!! Because their poor little daddy's got too worn out when their mommys tried to conceive them!!! So all she could get out of it was plastic!!!!

HAHAHAHA

I mean seriously!!!! I think I go through about 10 sporks a day when I try to eat my lunch!!!!! Stupid plastic....

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You know what else is plastic???????? Barbie dolls!!!! OMG I HATE BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!!

They just sit around going "Look at me! Im soooooo perfect!! Let me flaunt my expensive clothes and perfect body in your face!!!"

Well Miss Barbie!!!!! I dont think you'll be so perfect when I rip your head off and throw you in the garbage can!!!!!

And another thing!!!! Why do parents always give dolls to their daughters??? First it was Barbie...then Bratz....now its My Scene!!

I mean honestly!!! The only thing those dolls are good for are ripping their clothes off and staring at their perfect breasts! Thats something a boy wants to do people!